Salve for Broken-Hearted Divorcing Man

For those of you who are depressed about the prospects of getting a divorce.  The hassle. The hate.  The horrible legal bills. 

You can be thankful you are not caught in a time warp shopping for Cake Coaches.  I've lifted this photo off of the delightful blog GodAwfulWeddingCrap.   Blogger Riona thanks  ChgoRed for pointing the way to GWC for Castle Cakes.

Divorce may hurt sometimes, but consider the hazzards of getting into marriage.  Your girlfriend wants a Cake Coach.  How much do these things cost?