Chair 3

Ernie, Ernie, Ernie

The arms won't turn on this $1,300 chair!  I tried to push the arm lever but it only made me worry I might break it off.  It didn't feel like it wanted to move. Sort of like how my knee felt when the body-hating Iyengar instructor tried to get me to straighten my legs.  "No way man, not moving there."

Ernie, I'm worried I'm a bit co-dependent to you as my chair-man.  I feel I need your here in my office every day easing my chair relationship.  It doesn't like me quite yet.   Please come and facilitate! 

Sigh,

I know you are miles away in Texax with that sexy accent. 

S.Q.